Wild Warrior Costume for Men

$74.99

TRUE WINTER WARRIORSNo matter where you are from, there are always going to be a group of people who try to tell you that they are more something than you. They might announce that they’re more educated. Perhaps their family is wealthier. Maybe their nation’s flag is designed with a more profound composition that finally puts into conversation the true value of the human soul in comparison to the softly rotating petals of a gleaming flower. Or they just have cuter dogs.Either way, it can be pretty aggravating constantly hearing that somebody is better than you. It makes the rage rise in you. It burns so hot that you can hardly feel the blistering frost that covers your northern lands. Actually, come to think of it, that’s probably a good thing. Without that rage, you’d be bitter cold instead of just bitter. All that said, however, we’ve got your back. We’re here to show that you are a true warrior, worthy of respect… or at least some bloodshed. DESIGN & DETAILSTime to unleash your warrior prowess with this finely crafted Wild Warrior costume. Our own craftsfolk were sent out to camp in the arctic wilderness for ten long years just so they knew how amazing this coat and cowl combo needed to be. (Actually, it should have only been a week, but the paperwork went up in smoke. Darned Lord of Fire! ) Still, the coat on this costume wraps around your body with fur trim and has a worn look to give you that warrior’s edge. The cowl is faded black and brown, stitched to look like aged leather armor. The matching belt has rivets and brass rings for a truly authentic look. DON’T FORGET YOUR GLOVESYou need only remember a few things to be a successful warrior of the wild. First, remember your furs. Second, growl a lot and remember how nasty everyone has been to you. Third, metal and cold is a bad combo, so wear your gloves before combat starts or things could get really frost-bitten!